Jeff Dunham: Ah, and where would you have put it? Walter: I would have gotten a beautiful woman's face. Jeff Dunham: Well if you had, what would you have gotten? Jeff Dunham: Well, did they say it would be only female virgins?Īchmed: Holy Crap! Wait. Jeff Dunham: Well, you know, they say that women age like fine wine. Jeff Dunham: Walter, your wife is a lovely woman. I made an honest man out of him! And his mother got out of the other side and started swinging her crutches at me - took her out with the door. He got out of the car and there was nothin' wrong with him, don't you hate that? So I ran his ass over.
And some jerk pulled up in a brand new Mercedes and pulled right into the handicap spot. Walter: My wife and I couldn't find any place to park anywhere near this stinkin' joint. 'Dearly beloved, we are gathered here todayÂ-' 'I'm not dead yet! Let me out of here! You son-of-a.' Peanut: I think it'd be cool to be a ventriloquist. Walter: I'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone. Jeff Dunham: Well if reincarnation happens, who would you come back as and what would you do?
Jeff Dunham: Wal-mart, huh? What would be your opening line? Walter: I want to be a greeter at Wal-mart. 'It was three minutes ago!', 'Who are you?!?'. Walter: Their 80s? The hell kind of sex is that? 'Was it good for you?' 'I don't remember'. Jeff Dunham: I had grandparents that were well into their 80s and still were having fun. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results. You know, maybe she should call you FEMA. Exciting at first, then it ends in disaster.
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Check out the whole video above.Ĭlick here to read the full article at AutoBlog.Jeff Dunham: Sometimes calls me the 'the Hurricane'. The latter is in Levi’s trim that would seem right up Jay’s alley, if only he’d stop making fun of it. Rear-drive and big engines, in Dunham’s words, made the Gremlin something of a “poor man’s Corvette,” though Leno more readily calls it the “homeless man’s Corvette.” So the guest is clearly more enamored of his Gremlins than the host is, which would explain why Jeff has two of them – one with the six and one with the V8. It was rear-wheel-drive, and came with either six cylinders or eight (notwithstanding the VW-sourced four offered later in its lifecycle). Unlike the subcompact hatchbacks from Honda, Toyota, and Volkswagen, the Gremlin was built on a large-car platform and cut down to size. The Gremlin was billed as “the first American-built import” long before Chrysler was calling their vehicles “imported from Detroit” (and later acquired AMC). So Jay had him by the garage for this latest episode, bringing not one, but two of them along with him for a bit of a redux of Seinfeld’s encounter with Jon Stewart. As it turns out, Dunham also has an unusual taste for oddball “classics” like the AMC Gremlin. Best known for his comedic ventriloquism, Dunham is the puppeteer behind characters like Walter (the cranky old man) and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld may be the first comedians to come to mind when you think of car nuts, but as it turns out Jeff Dunham is also in the club.
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